Kardashian Jokes

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

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What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common?

They both have Transparents.

Who is the original Kardashian?

Saint Christopher

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?

Mercy !

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What do you call a homeless man?

A Hobo Sapien.

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

ctrl+v.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

Yeezy Jokes More Yeezy Jokes

How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Whats the difference between men and women when watching video?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.

Transparent Jokes More Transparent Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

Los Angeles Lakers Jokes More Los Angeles Lakers Jokes

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef