Kardashian Jokes

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

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What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common?

They both have Transparents.

Who is the original Kardashian?

Saint Christopher

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ?

Bette-lou a few pounds !

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.

What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

A: Footage.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Transparent Jokes More Transparent Jokes

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents