Micheal Bay Jokes

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

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Galaxy Note Jokes More Galaxy Note Jokes

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

Galaxy Jokes More Galaxy Jokes

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

Plot Jokes More Plot Jokes

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !