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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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What the 0 said to the 8 ?

Nice belt, dude !

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What did the O say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

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