Nordic Jokes

What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common?

They're on Thor.

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

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What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.

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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

What do you call a Finnish terrorist?

Finn Laden.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis