Orgy Jokes

Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

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Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Southern Jokes More Southern Jokes

Which is more promiscuous, a Northern girl or a Southern girl?

A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!

What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common?

They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

Engage Jokes More Engage Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

Southern Girl Jokes More Southern Girl Jokes

Why do southern girls get pregnant so much more than northern girls?

Because it takes them so much longer to say "Kaaa-WIT!"

Which is more promiscuous, a Northern girl or a Southern girl?

A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!