Too many thank you notes to write
It's mistaken for granite.
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P
Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.
Too many thank-you notes.
