Engage Jokes

Why should men not engage in esports while horny?

They get erekt.

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What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

Ohio Jokes More Ohio Jokes

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Patrick Stewart Jokes More Patrick Stewart Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.