Engage Jokes

Why should men not engage in esports while horny?

They get erekt.

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What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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Patrick Stewart Jokes More Patrick Stewart Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Transformer Jokes More Transformer Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

What is Kanye's favorite Transformer?

Bruce Jenner

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How did it work ?

We haven't spoken for five years".

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second