Ox Jokes

What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy?

A silly-yak.

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What did one ox say to another ox?

A yoke.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

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Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Oxident Jokes More Oxident Jokes

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Yoke Jokes More Yoke Jokes

What did one ox say to another ox?

A yoke.

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a Mexican on a hill?

Gracias.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!