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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
With its punchline
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
They're way too into Stalin
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
Hang on a minute."
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
I can maintain polite conversation.
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
She peed her pants (read out loud)
Nikki Menage a Troi Courtesy of Jokels.com:
A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:
Scratching at the lid of his coffin.
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
The Captain's Log.
He was looking for the Captain's log.
First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.
Smallpox