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How to keep a reader in suspense?

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

911 Victim Jokes More 911 Victim Jokes

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Kindle Jokes More Kindle Jokes

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire?

The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Supreme Reader Jokes More Supreme Reader Jokes

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.