Reader Jokes

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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Their mind

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Why does Kim Jong Un love books?

Because he is the Supreme Reader.

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

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What do you call the rapping triplet mind readers on the starship Enterprise?

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What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

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What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What do you call the rapping triplet mind readers on the starship Enterprise?

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Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

What's funnier than a one liner?

A two liner.

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Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!