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What does a perverted frog say?

Rubbit

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What does the horny toad say?

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What does a preverted frog say?

Rubbit.

What do you do for a frog with a belly ache?

Rubbit.

What does a horny frog say?

Rubbit. Stole this from a friend.

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What kind of sound does a horny toad make?

Rubbit, rubbit.

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What does a perverted frog say?

Rubbit

What did the perverted frog say?

Rub-it!