Rwandan Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

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I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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What is the most popular candy in Rwanda?

Tutsi roll

What's a hutu's least favorite candy?

A Tutsi roll!

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

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How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.