Rwandan Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

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British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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The Juan who lived.

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

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Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

Tutsi Roll Jokes More Tutsi Roll Jokes

What's a hutu's least favorite candy?

A Tutsi roll!

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

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What's my best pickup line?

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Congratulation Jokes More Congratulation Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

Why can Kylie Jenner see right through Caitlin?

She's trans-parent.