Congratulation Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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Opinion Jokes More Opinion Jokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

What's the ugliest shape?

An eyesoresceles triangle.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.