Congratulation Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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Pentagon Jokes More Pentagon Jokes

When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

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75 Jokes More 75 Jokes

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Rwandan Jokes More Rwandan Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

Opinion Jokes More Opinion Jokes

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.