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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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