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Sweet pee.
Blue, you racists
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )
Double jointed.
All of those guys already have boyfriends.
Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
Naughty pine
Ask your dad.
They don't get better with age
You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/
Sir Lance-a-lot
Kitchen Stadium
A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
Fruit of the tomb