Sweet Pee Jokes

What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes?

Sweet Pee

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What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

Diabetic Girlfriend Jokes More Diabetic Girlfriend Jokes

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!