How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.