Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

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How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.