Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.