You skip the flat ones.
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
Because 7 ate 9
Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.
Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.
He's living under a rock.
