How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

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How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.