How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

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Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Who is driving?

A cop.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

License Jokes More License Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.