What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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She has cancer

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What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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What are 5 black people in a red car?

A KitKat.

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.