How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."