How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you call Canadian people?

Unarmed Americans.

What does a Canadian hipster say?

meh".

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.