What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you )

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

What do you get from a cowmedian?

Cream of Wit!