What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What do you get from a cowmedian?

Cream of Wit!

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.