What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.