How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

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How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Old Person Jokes More Old Person Jokes

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What do you call an old person from Portugal?

A portugeeser