How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

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The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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Brushing your teeth

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What do you call an old person from Portugal?

A portugeeser

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.