An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
D K
He ate the dentist.
I bought some thyme yesterday.
He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing
A rapper
An out-of-tuna!
Brush their teeth!
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
A dislocated hipster.