What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin