Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

Respect Jokes More Respect Jokes

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

What do you call a well respected slave?

A butler.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Owe Jokes More Owe Jokes

What's "68"?

You do me and I owe you one.

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology