Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

Respect Jokes More Respect Jokes

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Owe Jokes More Owe Jokes

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one

What that ?

I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.