What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

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What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.