What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.