What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

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What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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Why did the lobster blush?

Because the see weed.

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.