Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

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Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.