Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

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What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

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Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.