How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT

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What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist