How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

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What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.