How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

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What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...