How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree