Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

What can't a man with no arms break?

His fall.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!"

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird