Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

What do you call a fly without wings?

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC