Christopher Columbus Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

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Who loses?

America.

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

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Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

A: She couldn't find the recipe.

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!

What color was George Washington's white horse?

Haha morons

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

What would a depressed Abraham Lincoln do?

Slit the writ of habeas corpus.