How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.