How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.