Sarah Palin Jokes

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?

they've both had a Downey Jr. inside them.

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

Leave Leg Jokes More Leave Leg Jokes

What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

Summertime Jokes More Summertime Jokes

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?

they've both had a Downey Jr. inside them.

Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

Iron Man Suit Jokes More Iron Man Suit Jokes

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.