What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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What's the opposite of funny?

answer: Jay Leno

What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.