Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.