Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.