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A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)
Collecting stocks and bonds.
Legen-dairy*
A ladder in her stocking !
Because his family had stock in the company.
A good in-vest-ment
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like
A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.
becau
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
They can't handle the triggers.
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
It didn't Snowden.
Because Santa came early this year.
Donor Kebab
How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"
The same middle name.
HI Jack!
My sister.
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!