How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

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What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.