What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

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What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!