Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.