Jamaican Jokes

What did the Jamaican say was his favourite country?

yea-mon

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What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

Dr. Pokemon.

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you call a Jamaican redditor?

Lemon

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican?

Raymond

What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist?

A Pokmon

What do you call a Jamaican in Italy?

A pastafarian.

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

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What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet?

A digimon.

What do you call a Jamaican motorcycle?

Bob Harley

What is a Jamaican's favorite video game?

Smoke-a-mon

What's the affirmative response to a Jamaican mother?

Yeah mom!

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon."

How do you call a Jamaican mountain?

High ground

What do you call a Jamaican with diahorrea?

Cool Runnings*

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

What do you called an unemployed Jamaican?

Jah Bless

What do you call a Jamaican squid?

Calamarley

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

What do u call a Jamaican proctologist?

Poke'mon

What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.

What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

De mentor.

What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend?

Jamaican me crazy!!

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

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Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican?

Raymond

What are his favorite underwear made out of?

Ray on Paulie's Ester

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Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.