What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

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Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.