What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

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What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

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Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans