Avogadro Jokes

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

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What's Avogadro's number?

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

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What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions