Avogadro Jokes

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

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Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?

They both can't even.

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

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What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.