How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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Because X Marx the spot.

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I can't find the twine.

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Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !

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The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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The plot for Wall-E

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Because he dosen't have a plot.

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What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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What sound does a Turkey make?

coup coup"

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"