Bovine Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

6 Second Jokes More 6 Second Jokes

What, over in 6 seconds?

No, with 8 black men and a gun."

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

Why are girls bad at maths?

They can't even.

Ba Dum Tsss Jokes More Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak