Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.