Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.