Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!