How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.