Shoelace Jokes

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

How many elves does a german santa have?

Elf.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.