Cache Jokes

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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Software Developer Jokes More Software Developer Jokes

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

Resource Jokes More Resource Jokes

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

Venereal Disease Jokes More Venereal Disease Jokes

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

Runt Jokes More Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies?

He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.