Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

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Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence