What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."